You're a good friend ... at least when you're in the mood for it.
No, you don't look fat in that dress ... not from the side, at least.
You're great at this game ... for a beginner.
That painting looks like someone threw up paint all over it. In an artistic way, of course.
I love this spanish song ... Oh, it's in english? I honestly couldn't tell.
Sure, I'll come to your house ... if I have absolutely nothing else to do.
No seriously, that outfit totally matches ... if you're going for that retro Richard Simmons look.
I love you! By which I mean I love the idea of you ...
Wow, you're pretty smart for a freshman!!! Oh, you're a junior? Hmm.
Don't worry, you're really tall for a 10-year-old!! Oh, you're 16? Huh.
That's an awesome zombie costume!! Oh, that's your prom dress?
What silly facepaint you have on!! Oh, that's just your everyday makeup?
What a nice duck you have there!! Oh, it's a peanut?
http://www.thispeanutlookslikeaduck.com/quack/